Hello, loser. I have just returned from sightseeing in Europe and realized I haven't washed my socks all week! They are nicely marinated- just for you! I make you sniff and inhale the dried sweat, then remove my socks. Which do you prefer? My stinky socks or the aroma of my fresh foot? I wonder- what would your girlfriend say if she found your secret sock collection? And what if I told her you only get hard for my dirty socks?