You are the creepy old dude who gawks at girls at the gym, checking out our hot outfits but never lifting a single weight. I see you staring at my dirty sneakers, which I'm wearing without socks. They are old and dirty just like you. The only attention you will get from me is through the consumption of my foot stench, foot gunk and inhalation of my sweaty runners and insoles. Lots of closeups and humiliating instructions for a dirty old man. The biohazardous sneakers will be auctioned off on EBanned.com