Thanks for the shopping spree today. I love it when you get a call from your credit card company asking to verify the charges, and obviously I deserve every cent you spend. So you still want to hang out? I dunno, I think all the stores are closed already.....Eww no, of course I wouldn't rest with a gross loser like you! I only use you as my beta bitch pay pig. If you have an issue with it I'm sure your wife would have an even bigger issue once I call her... So apologize for your stupid presumptions and call me an Uber. I got a dick date with a REAL man.